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Crashing into an Old Flame
by Auroraaa
"What if I say it's too risky?" she asked. "Then I will respond with—you are worth every risk," he smiled. ...With a troubled past and financial issues, Maxim Warner never had it easy. Coming a long way from a small town, he never stopped despite the hurdles thrown his way. Charming and aloof, now the hotshot neurosurgeon has no use for emotions and even less use for love. However, things get twisted when he takes a familiar blonde as his tenant despite the jarring red flags in his mind.She is t…
OLD-WORLD EXTRA
by GoldenStache
{Check out my new novel, Misunderstood Villain: Heroines Mourn My Death}'Born In Ruins' was a forgettable read.That was the only way Emir could describe the pages of the novel he had found himself reincarnated into.The young man barely knew anything, but the snippets he had recalled only caused him unending sorrow...As what awaited him was only tragedy and an early death.It was a depressing story, one that he had planned to flip on its head—all for his salvation.—In this post-apocalyptic world, …
Summit of the Old Gods
by Great Yu
In an era where everyone venerates the gods, Lu Ran, a high school junior, reveres a mysterious being brought to him.From then on,the mortal realm gained a wandering believer.Gods fend off demons with slick maneuvers, exhibiting flamboyant skills unique in their own right, whilst Lu Ran knows deep down that he is genuinely a devout follower!The story begins in an old residential building...
The Old Baseball Player System
by HcS10
An old baseball player gets another chance to live the sport he loves, but this time as a system! The son of one of Japan's greatest pitchers has a dream to follow in his father's footsteps and become a great professional, but he has a major problem, lack of talent.Follow the journey of Shun Takahashi, a young baseball player without talent who receives the old baseball player system. Hellish training, legendary skills, impossible missions, good friends, talented rivals, and maybe luck in love. …
Ball of Nothing
by Destiny_Aitsuji
I started off as nothing, just a mass of consciousness that slowly evolved. Just your average overpowered existence hungry for a multiverse adventure.Demons? They are my friends.Monsters? They are delicacies.Heroes? Not even equal to the dirt on my boots.Royalty? Money Machi- Ahem, a pleasure doing business.Immortals and Gods? Share with me the latest gossips!With power comes responsibility, but I'm just a ball... or am I just a ball? Watch as I regain my memories and beat up my past self.Note: …
Reincarnation Of The Old Shaman
by Nizaaah
During this time she had always been a great shaman who was invincible. One day, a young man attacks her, but when she casts magic on that foreign youth, her magic doesn't work at all. As a result, Lian Sheng lost badly! She lay dying on the ground with her body covered in blood.Footsteps could be heard getting closer to her, it seemed like it was the foreign youth!"You are very old, Granny. I think you have had enough fun with all the crimes you have committed. Now is the time to go to hell!"Af…
MY OLD MAN : LOVE FOR THE HEART
by Nickscart_2
Nayla Kirenia (23 years) a stubborn beautiful girl has just finished her university studies in the city. Due to the request of her lover, Nayla returned home. But God wants Nayla to match her parents with Ardian, an old man because Nayla doesn't know about it.Ardian adhlino Gavin (38 years), a village head and a former teacher who loved Nayla since Nayla was in junior high school until Nayla was an adult.What was Ardian's attitude when after marrying Nayla asked for a divorce so she could return…
Bobby's Old Man
by A.C. Katt
Keith Anderson is in love with Bobby Michaels. Unfortunately Keith, with their fifteen year age difference, thinks he’s too old for Bobby. The two start as “friends with benefits,” but Keith dumps Bobby when it turns serious, leaving Bobby broken-hearted.<br><br>When tragedy strikes and Bobby needs Keith, he steps up to support his lover. But Bobby lacks trust in Keith and everything around him. Can Keith convince Bobby that this time is for real, or will the two lovers never reconcile?
The Awaken: New Old World
by LietzL
Suddenly, the whole world goes into a state of coma without explanation, when Gabriel, a boy of only 17 years old wakes up, he finds himself practically in a new world with mythical creatures and magic.
Old Man Yama's Reincarnation
by Hkj
Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni, the Captain-Commander of the Gotei 13, is isekai'd to a fantasy magic world after his death and gets reborn. Watch the journey of a god of fire rising in this new world as he reforms the Gotei 13 once again.(P.S. : What I mean by Gotei 13 here is the group of 13 captains only, not the entire organization.)Read Chapters in advance on Patreon: https://p@treon.com/Hkj822
Reincarnated as a Jade Beauty?! [OLD]
by DaoistDumbledore
Everything was going well for him: a well-earning job, a car, a home, but then he was tossed into a world of immortals, in the body of Jade Beauty of all things!-------Hello, there. I'd written this novel a while back and only recently picked it up again, and decided to post it.I write mostly for fun, so uh... I can guarantee no update consistency. I will try to post 3 to 4 chapters a week, but again, I can't guarantee anything.PS: This is a Gender Bender work. If you dislike that, this is not f…
Of Starlit Balls and Starship Captains
by K.L. Noone
Space opera, Regency romance, and an invitation to an Imperial ballroom among the stars ...<br><br>Captain Catherine Everington loves her starship, her crew, and their mission of interplanetary exploration. New worlds beckon, and Kit's always wanted to discover them. But a summons from her mother brings a reminder of Kit's family obligations, including the title and place she'd once given up among glittering Regency society, on the capitol planet.<br><br>The Regency is ending, and the new Empero…
Old Familiar Song
by J.M. Snyder
Back in college, Larry Carson played drums in a friend’s band and fell in love with the lead singer, Geoffrey Mason. But all that’s in the past. Larry’s now thirty-five, divorced, and father to a precocious thirteen-year-old daughter.<br><br>One day, when Larry picks Crystal up from school, a song comes on the radio by a new rockstar climbing the charts. Larry recognizes Geoff’s voice immediately, though Crystal calls him Geo and claims he’s the hottest new singer on the scene. Just hearing him …
Alnilam Balls
by CincoBajeena
Meet Norm Beta, your ordinary citizen of the far future. He loves his job at Soyberg Industries almost as much as he loves eating bugs and not being a dangerous conspiracy theorist. But one day he meets a man who will change his life forever...
Old Man Dragon
by Redwinter
An old man dies peacefully, surrounded by friends and family. Expecting to reunite with his loved ones in heaven, he is surprised to find himself born in a new world as a dragon. What is a man who achieved contentment in his former life supposed to do with a new one? Guess he will have to live to find out...